Scalp or Tout?

Scalping or Touting? I grew up only knowing the term ticket touting, and in a certain circus, seafood touting. Anyway, a check on the world wide web:

Dictionary.com says:

Scalping - To resell at a price higher than the established value: scalping tickets to the baseball game.

Touting - To solicit or importune: street vendors who were touting pedestrians.

Wiki says:

A ticket tout is someone who engages in ticket resale for more than the face value of the ticket (though a ticket reseller is known colloquially as a scalper rather than a solicitor in North American parlance).

Ah ok. NOW i know.

And lastly, a check on seafood touting on Wiki reveals:

…..The foxd cxntre is particularly infamous for incessant touting and harassment of customers by over-zealous stall owners.

We was robbed too!

Werent kidding you folks about gypsy land!

But wait…who is Nicole??

(Original article here)

Hamilton robbed in Spain

Lewis Hamilton was robbed outside a Spanish hotel this past weekend as himself and his girlfriend Nicole Scherzinger checked out.

The duo, who were in town while Scherzinger performed a concert in the city, left the five-star Malaga Palacio hotel on Sunday.

Tuned in Lion City

(Thanks to phen!)

Q: What do you call Geely Chinese car engines that have been tuned in Sinkapore?

A: Geela!

No wonder we can never win sports rallies……..

Sexy Steel Bench

(Original Article here and video here)

Man Almost Loses Penis Humping Steel Bench

Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble.

Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.

Flea and Easy

Its either spelling errors are really trendy these days, or that there is a certain jitpoonis infusion into our most famous and probably oldest club.

SMS: “Flea and easy” night 30% off all drinks!